Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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