If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
He shit in the fireplace
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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