it wasn't lemon gatorade
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Someone came in the potted fern
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
The ass gains better be worth it
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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