Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
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He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
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Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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