Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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