Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
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Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
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Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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