so explain again why im purple
no
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
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sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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