i'm signing you up for texting rehab
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Randomize
