So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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