; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
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So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
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They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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