I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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