My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
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I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
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dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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