the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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