I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
she told me i tasted like america
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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