so explain again why im purple
no
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
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our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
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I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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