Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
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I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
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He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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