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Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
no you cant smoke seaweed
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So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
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Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
pray to the hookup gods
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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