she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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