My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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