i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Randomize
