I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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