So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I would fuck him just for his dog
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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