I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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