God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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