Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
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Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
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Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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