Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
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I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
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Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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