I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Randomize
