please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
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i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
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They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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