who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
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if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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