I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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