Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
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Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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