I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
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Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
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Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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