ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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