It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
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