before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
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Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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