i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
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For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
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I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Will exercising make me less horny?
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