You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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