i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
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Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
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Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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