i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
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If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
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FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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