The spoon I was using to ice my hickey just fell out of my purse while i was paying at the liquor store. I look like an alcoholic with a meth problem.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
my being single is dangerous.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy