That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
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So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
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It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.