ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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