I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
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I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
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well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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