you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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