brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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