Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
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Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
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So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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