It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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