oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
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I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
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Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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