So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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