singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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