dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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