I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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