I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
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Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
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She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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