sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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